


Here’s something you didn’t know you needed in your life: teeny tiny pig porn. Made in the early 20th century, these little gold-painted pig charms hide a tiny erotic photo viewed by peering into the pig’s butthole.
These charms contain a hidden Stanhope lens — a one piece microscope used for viewing tiny microphotographs as small as the head of a pin. From the late 1850s, it became trendy to embed Stanhopes in everyday items like pocket watches or thimbles, often sold as holiday souvenirs with pictures of popular tourist scenes.
But humans be humans and it didn’t take long for someone to figure out this was also a great way of hiding porn. I’m not entirely sure why golden pig charms became a particular thing, except that pigs are particularly associated with male lust. (Hence why chauvinist men are called ‘pigs’. See also: the weirdly seductive Miss Piggy.)






The pig charm pictured in the first and last images was recently for sale through the marvellous St Eloi Vintage. However, as they warned, these charms are coated in lead paint, so if you don’t want to risk lead poisoning you may be better off getting your porn from the old-fashioned internet rather than the butthole of a tiny gold pig.
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